The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.