The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thompkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.