The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.