The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.