The Mystery Tweak Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
- Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.