The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.