The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.