The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Thompkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.