The Phantom Flag Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Thompkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.