The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.