The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.