The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.