The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.