The Dropped Pass Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.