The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.