The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.