The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.