The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.
- Thompkins gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.