The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.