The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.