The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.