The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.