The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.