The Mystery Tweak Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.