The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.