The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.