The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thompkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.