The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.