The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.