The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.