The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thompkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.