The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thompkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.