The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.