The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.