The Garbage-Time Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.