The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.