The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.