The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.