The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.