The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.