The Late Scratch Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.