The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.