The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.