The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Neal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.