The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.