The Stuffed Run Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.