The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.