The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.