The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.