The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.